Halloween Candy Cookie Pie

October 6, 2019

Last week there was this whole controversy over whether or not cheesecake is pie.  (That’s silly; of course it is.)  This week, however, the question is: If it doesn’t have a crust, can it be pie?  Since it’s now October, Kate, who has been planning her Halloween costume for weeks, decided she wanted a Halloween candy pie.  She didn’t seem to care that it would be a lot easier to do a Halloween candy pie after Halloween, when we have all the candy.  We considered a few possibilities, including just throwing a bunch of candy into a pie shell and baking/melting it all together. 

Ultimately, she settled on a Halloween candy cookie pie, which basically consisted of making a bunch of chocolate chip cookie dough and throwing all the candy into it, and then baking it in a pie pan. There was no crust – it was just a big cookie with crazy mix-ins, with some chocolate frosting dollops around the edge.  And Kate showed no discrimination in what she threw in.  M&Ms are practically normal.  Reese’s peanut butter cups make sense.  Kit Kats would be fine.  But she also put in Skittles, Nerds, and Starbursts.  It tasted just like you would expect a large cookie with Reese’s, Nerds, and Skittles to taste.  Some of us liked it, others didn’t care for it at all.  But it’s not entirely certain that it was pie.

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